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A film by
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DO YOU GIVE LICENSE?
Alberto Sordi
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- Welcome, Dr. From Sica.
- Thank you, my dear.
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Good morning, master.
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How the filming went
tonight?
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It was such a fog
that you couldn't even see the camera.
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The fog of Milan...
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Master, I'm sorry...
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If a paper appeared,
one small thing, remember me.
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My name is Alberto Sordi
and study representation.
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I know... you tell me every day
since I arrived in Milan.
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You're right. I wanted to know if I have
the right guy to make films.
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Your face wouldn't say it... but your voice
It's interesting. Work on it!
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The voice?
Thank you, master.
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But what about my face?
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- Smile!
- Yes?
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We're done bothering
the customers?
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I'm sorry, I was alone
to pay homage to the great De Sica,
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a master of our cinema.
- I know perfectly well who he is.
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And I also know that you chose this hotel
for our great discretion,
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not to be bothered
by a doorman.
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I apologize.
I guarantee it won't happen again.
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Of course.
Consider yourself fired.
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Thank you... Fire me
Why are you talking to De Sica?
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And not only. Also because
You are often late.
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It will have happened once or twice,
When I go...
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To the Representation Academy, yes...
We all know you want to be an actor.
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You also know then
I need this job.
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Please, director.
This is how I pay for the Academy.
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I'm sorry, but in Milan
work is a serious thing.
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Hand over your uniform and best of luck
for your artistic career.
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Come on, Sordi!
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Rising from the dark clouds,
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the Austro-Hungarian fighter advanced
menacing over Italian trench,
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excavated in the humid land of Piave...
Suddenly, Hell!...
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All soldiers
they threw themselves on the floor...
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Among the decimated troops
fear hovered,
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while the horror of war...
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- Enough, Sordi!
- What it was? Did I make a mistake?...
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Cheat?
Cheating would be something...
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But how?... I rehearsed all night
this Austro-Hungarian fighter.
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I didn't let anyone sleep.
Giulio, you tell him too...
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- I confirm.
- He confirms...
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You massacred this text,
Sordi,
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and on top of that you continue to gesture
like a walking actorzeco.
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Do I gesture too much?
So, I'm going to land the fighter now.
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Standing still like you like,
with hands like that!
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Silence! I've been trying for weeks
give you a decent intonation.
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And what do you do? You continue to misrepresent
the correct diction of the Italian language,
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with this ridiculousness of yours
Roman pronunciation...
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No... if I may, Mrs. Varani...
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My name is Varini!
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Yes, ma'am. Varini. If I may,
I am Roman, and very proud.
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But I'm inspired by people
that I see in the streets, in ordinary people,
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to be more genuine,
spontaneous.
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Otherwise, it is artificial.
It's artificial, ma'am. Varini...
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Do you insist?
So, let's do it like this, Sordi:
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you have no place
at my gym.
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You will never be a real actor...
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Will I never be a real actor?
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We'll see, ma'am. Varani,
Varini, as you wish!
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But you know what I'm going to do
however?
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I'll take the only beautiful thing that
they have in Milan... the train to Rome!
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Silence!
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Why do you cry?
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Why do you cry?
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- I'm not crying.
- Yes, you are.
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I'm not at all.
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Girls,
Don't bother you, sir.
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Sorry...
They're a little nosy.
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Don't worry...
It's the onion that makes me cry.
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I put too much. This is, excessively,
as Mrs. would say. Varani.
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Girls, shall we?
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See you soon.
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Achievement
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Thanks for the ride!
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Albè... have you returned to the fold?
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- How did it go in Milan?
- Well, well...
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Did you meet important people?
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Calculate! I became friends
by the great Vittorio De Sica.
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He was shooting a film and he told me
that I have the right face for cinema.
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Great!
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Aida, can you come up?
My mother is waiting for you.
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- Hooray, Iside!
- Hello, Albè! Welcome.
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- Come on...
- I'm coming.
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- I have to go and give the old woman the injection.
- Go on, good luck.
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- Move!
- I'm coming.
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Mario, hurry up
that you will be late for school.
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I'll go there.
It must be the mail.
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I think so...
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- Look, don't bother...
- I'm on the phone, mommy.
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Tell me everything...
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- Hello, mommy...
- Alberto!
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Alberto is back...
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Here I am! The Northern Mist
didn't grab me.
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What are you doing here?
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What do I do?...
Here, I brought them for you.
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Daddy! Alberto is back!
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Alberto?...
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Hi Savi! Hello Aure...
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But sorry, the course at the academy
wouldn't it end next month?
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Yes, but there was...
a setback.
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As a setback, Albè?
What happened?
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In practice...
The ceiling of the exam room collapsed.
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Holy God...
It could have been a massacre.
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Then. Fortunately,
no one was there.
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The Academy closed
and then they'll let you know.
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Fortunately, everything went well.
Then tell me later,
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when you get back from school.
Goodbye, Alberto.
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- There's not much to tell...
- Goodbye, Albè, welcome.
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But how did this happen?
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Maybe it was already damaged...
Did you notice any cracks or anything like that?
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No... I'm not an engineer
like you, Pi. I didn't notice.
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I'm walking... I'm already late
to university.
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Welcome! Goodbye, daddy!
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In any case, Albè,
apart the ceiling...
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What did they tell you at the Academy?
Are you good to represent?
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Yes, the teacher said I have
some diction problems,
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but he says I'm a promise...
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Bravo! But now you shouldn't
rest on your laurels...
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You always have to study.
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Of course, I know.
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You have been fifty years
that you study your tuba...
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We have to be good at what we
we do, we have to specialize.
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If you didn't practice, how would you be?
in the Costanzi Theater orchestra?
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The specialization
is always a necessity.
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Remember that.
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Do you like the flowers, mommy?
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So, they closed the Academy...
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Yes, and you don't even know
when it will reopen.
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Of course. Examination room ceiling collapses
and they shut down the entire Academy.
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Yes, in Milan they are very strict...
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- Have you gone crazy?...
- No; But I'm not stupid either.
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You are now going to tell me the truth.
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
I lied because I was embarrassed.
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But it's really as if that ceiling
had collapsed on me!
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But why,
What happened in Milan?
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The acting teacher
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said I have
a ridiculous Roman pronunciation,
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and I will never be
a real actor.
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But I swear to you... It's the only thing
that I really want to be.
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I swear to you.
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Okay... if that's it
What do you really want to do, I...
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...I'm not opposed.
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But you have to promise me
that you will apply,
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and you will become the best of all.
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The best, not just any!
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You have to become Alberto Sordi!
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I promise you.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to Cinecittà, they're looking for
young actors for "Scipio the African".
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Let's hope so.
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Grab the spears...
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You were given the role
of the poor...
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Laugh at what? Look how poor or
centurions, we all get the same.
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Yes? And the prestige?
Where do you put the prestige?
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- Where are you putting it?...
- Do you want me to say it? Are you sure?
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- Don't say...
- Silence!
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So now everyone shut up and listen.
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I want all the Roman soldiers
on this side,
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while those of the people
Everyone must go there!
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Strength! Quick...
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You guys stop there... see you soon.
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- Can I give you a word?
- What do you want?
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If you do me a favor,
I'll give you half of what I receive.
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And would it be?...
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You have to ask the director
give me a line. Just one.
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You'll look good,
I was at the Milan Academy...
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Half salary?
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Hail, Caesar!
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High!
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But what does Caesar have to do?
He is Scipio the African. Did you understand?
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Is he Scipio the African?...
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But he's a consul...
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It's like saying "Greetings to the Duce"
to a fascist dignitary.
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Too bad Julius Caesar had
born eighty years after Scipio.
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- Do you understand?
- Eighty years later...
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- Are you sure?
- Armando!
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Here I am, Dr. Gallone...
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- But who the hell is this?!
- Alberto Sordi, I studied acting...
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Take him away,
otherwise I'll ruin it!
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- Why?...
- Come on... forget it, are you still insisting?
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Tell me how to greet
and I do it!
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You don't salute anything, disappear.
And bring me another centurion!
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I never achieve anything... I can't.
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What am I going to say to my mother?
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And you, why are you already here?
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Why are you here?
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Because when making the Roman salute,
I added an extra Caesar.
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I'm sorry.
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Who do you say this to...
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It's just that every now and then I would like
to do more, and do better!
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But what should I do
was to be silent.
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But you're nice...
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Are you saying that because I feel sorry for you?
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No, why?
On the contrary.
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Iole... they want you at the filming location.
Hurry up.
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Scipio unsewed his tunic.
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And you take that suit off, I need it!
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Yes, yes...
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Go kill yourself, Scipio...
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"We are looking for a dubbing announcer.
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"Reputed producer opens competition
to find an Italian voice,
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around the age of forty, to
double the comic Oliver Hardy"...
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Forty years.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Rudolfo Valentino arrived.
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You too?...
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Hello, mommy.
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What face is that?
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A terrible night...
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Your father didn't sleep a wink
with one of those cramps of yours.
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Again?
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- How are you now?
- A little better.
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Listen, how did it go at Cinecittà?
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I improvised a... said a line
What's more, the director didn't like it.
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Here, take this chamomile tea
to your father.
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- Alberto...
- Yes...
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Next time,
Just do what the director tells you.
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He is well.
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Okay...
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How are you, daddy?
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How am I...
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I'm unhappy to find out
that my son is a liar.
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Did Mommy tell you?
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We are a united family and we say
everything to each other. We...
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But where did you go wrong?
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It's just that in Milan
They don't like the people of Rome...
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Therefore, in your opinion,
they kicked you out of the Academy
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just because you're Roman...
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No... also because I'm shy,
proud, maybe I'll answer...
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It's the character that plots me,
What can I do?...
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And therefore,
since you're stupid,
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It's useless to remind yourself that you also have
an accounting degree.
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But I remind you: you also have
an accounting degree.
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Daddy, behind a desk,
I... I don't see myself.
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Afterwards, I always liked to sing,
acting, dancing, telling stories...
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Do you want to put me
behind a desk?
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Albè, I don't want to discourage you,
but you chose a difficult profession.
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Even a musician is a difficult profession.
And you did it.
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But I always tried.
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And I will commit
more than you.
242
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,000
Come on, give me that chamomile
before it gets cold...
243
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,079
Here's your chamomile, Your Excellency...
244
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,839
How do you speak?...
245
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,359
No... it's a character
that I invented, a comic figure.
246
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,640
Don't ignore...
247
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,680
They will never believe...
248
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,120
Sorry...
Who should believe what?
249
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,360
The ones from the dubbing contest.
250
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,960
They will never believe
I'm forty years old. Look...
251
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,880
Anyway, forty maybe not.
252
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,080
But with a little mustache, I think
that you would look a few years older.
253
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,840
And how do I do it?
It's this afternoon...
254
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,080
And then?
255
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,040
I suddenly grow a mustache,
mommy?
256
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,800
But I'm not talking
to grow a mustache...
257
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,360
77!
258
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,680
"Women's legs"...
Must be lucky.
259
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,320
So, good luck.
260
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,320
Between!
261
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,080
Excuse me... close?
262
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,400
The mustache, right?
263
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,120
A slight alopecia,
since I was a boy.
264
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,920
Name or pseudonym,
city of origin, profession and age.
265
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,360
Yes.
Alberto Sordi, born in Rome.
266
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,360
Actor, singer, dubbing announcer,
forty years.
267
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,480
Forty years...
268
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,360
Maybe some less,
but much more passion.
269
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,520
Let me audition, ma'am.
I ask for this opportunity, please.
270
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,160
Room three.
At the end of the hall.
271
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,600
It's a charm...
272
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,160
Hello, Oliio!
273
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,760
Hello, Stanlio!
Where have you been?
274
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,480
I was at the barbershop getting a shave.
275
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,320
We are the barbers...stupid.
276
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,240
Well... What are you doing?
277
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,640
Do you remember the widow
what do we write?
278
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:48,080
While you were away,
I received a letter from her. Take a good look...
279
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,160
Wow, what a lady!...
280
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,960
But it's strange...
He never responded to me.
281
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,520
And why strange?
You're not her type.
282
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,680
Let's hire this Sordi.
It's really fun.
283
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,760
But you really won
the dubbing contest?
284
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,320
Yes, mommy.
I will be the voice of the great Oliver Hardy.
285
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm so happy...
286
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,040
So, did the fake mustache work?
287
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,040
Yes, indeed.
288
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,000
I'm very proud of you,
my son...
289
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,320
I really like you, mommy.
See you later.
290
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,720
Goodbye!
291
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,080
So, explain... They hired you
to bend that Ollio?
292
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,440
This Ollio?...
The great Oliver Hardy... "that Ollio"?!
293
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,160
So we are guaranteed.
He pays for dinner.
294
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,880
The great Oliver Hardy...
295
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,280
They haven't paid me yet
and you already want to nail me?
296
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,240
Now that mustache...
297
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400
It's nothing,
they glued him together to make Zorro.
298
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,560
Fools!
I can't tear it off...
299
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,920
Alberto!
300
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,680
Iole...
301
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,120
Good night...
302
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,560
What a beautiful surprise!
Do you also work here?
303
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,720
Yes, every now and then
I help my father. He's the owner.
304
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,960
Iole, hurry up.
305
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,520
Yes, daddy, yes...
306
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,000
Daddy...
307
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,160
Then, if you want, I'll take you home.
So we talked a little.
308
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,200
Gladly, thank you.
309
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,760
Now give me a moment
to collect orders.
310
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,880
So, Zorro...
311
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,440
Listen, ask him
if you have a friend.
312
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,680
We asked the father...
313
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,320
To Zorro!
314
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760
Ready?
315
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,640
Yes, but it takes a while
slower...
316
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,000
Yes, yes...
317
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,080
Breathe...
318
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,520
What a thing!
Did you glue it with putty?
319
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,680
It was my mother.
Used gelatin.
320
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,320
You're a little
mummy's boy...
321
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,080
How so?
322
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,360
So you make me feel stupid.
323
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,800
Do you think if we kiss,
Are we glued?
324
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,640
Let's try...
325
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,640
Welcome!
326
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,680
Mommy!
Are you still awake?
327
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,080
Where have you been until this moment?
328
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,160
I was... celebrating.
329
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,000
Yes?
And did you celebrate with Baton?
330
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,920
Notice?...
331
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,080
But don't you miss anything?
332
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,080
Who is this girl?
333
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,600
I met her at Cinecittà.
It's called Iole.
334
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,200
It's fashionable,
but I would like to be a costume designer.
335
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,400
We have a lot of things
in common, is dear.
336
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,240
It doesn't seem to you
Are you going too fast?
337
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,440
Why?
338
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,320
Because to be a great actor,
you have to work hard.
339
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,680
There will be time to form a family.
340
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,320
- Are you jealous?...
- He has sense.
341
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,120
Come here... You know I can't find it
no one like you.
342
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,920
How is that?...
343
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:41,760
Don't forget my words
Girl, you don't know what love is
344
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,880
- Everyone's sleeping...
- Let them sleep.
345
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,200
It's something more beautiful than the sun...
346
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,360
A little boring...
347
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,600
But the facts are beautiful.
348
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,200
I like you more.
349
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,560
Good thing the film burned...
350
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,440
How so? This film was distinguished
with the Mussolini Prize in Venice!
351
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,600
So, I'm going to run now
look for another copy...
352
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,040
Silence, both of you!
353
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,560
And what are you laughing at?
354
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,200
Why can't it be?
This film is deadly boring.
355
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,200
The only line that made me laugh
it was that of the boy.
356
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,560
And who are you,
to evaluate?
357
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,160
I'm an actor, why?
And who are you?
358
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,720
I am a distinguished film critic.
359
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,640
And frankly, I don't remember
having already seen it on a screen.
360
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,000
And, with that face,
I don't think I'll ever see him.
361
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,280
What's with the face?
362
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,640
- Repeat that, if you have the courage...
- Albè, forget it... come on.
363
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,120
Just because you make me feel sorry...
364
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,480
You're the one who's sorry.
Foolish and ignorant!
365
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,920
That's it, criticize, go...
366
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,760
Help!
Help! Help!
367
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,680
Delinquent!
368
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,600
Silly me?
369
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,200
You should thank the heavens
already be old...
370
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,600
But why are you so angry?
Were you going to fight for a movie?
371
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,400
What does that have to do with it?
It's a matter of principle.
372
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,320
And then cinema for me is everything.
373
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,320
I hope one day
be my life.
374
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,520
And me?
375
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,800
What?...
376
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,360
Will I be in your life?
377
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,920
I really like you, Albè.
378
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,520
And sometimes I think maybe
let's get married and live together...
379
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,680
And how? Me with the folds
I barely earn it for myself.
380
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,720
For now, we both work;
you will see later.
381
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,560
The important thing is to have love, right?
The rest comes in addition.
382
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,040
I always wished I had
a lot of children!
383
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,280
What is it,
I don't like you anymore?
384
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,560
How come you don't like me, Iole?
It's just...
385
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,160
Is that?
386
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,080
It's just that now
I can't commit.
387
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,440
I have to concentrate
at work, in your career.
388
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,320
So for you
Is your work more important?
389
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,360
For now, yes.
390
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,760
For me, they are important
feelings, Alberto.
391
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,200
And if you think so, maybe it's better
we won't see each other again.
392
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,800
I'm sorry, Iole...
We have different views.
393
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,400
So, good luck, Alberto.
394
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,720
Good luck to you...
395
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,960
Good morning! Sorry, Dr. Pugliese,
for an audition...
396
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,840
- It's in Studio One.
- Kindness...
397
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,080
Enough... very good!
398
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,840
Sorry...
but who are you?
399
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,560
Alberto Sordi, I came to the audition.
400
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,920
I am the voice of Oliver Hardy,
the American comic.
401
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,560
A movie has just come out
where I doubled.
402
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,920
I noticed. But the audition has already been won
by a colleague of yours, I'm sorry.
403
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,360
Yes?
404
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,520
Perfect!
Good for him.
405
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,600
I'll leave a business card...
Hey there.
406
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,080
Anything,
don't hesitate to call me.
407
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,280
I sing, dance, act, imitate...
Anything you want.
408
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,560
Well thanks.
We won't forget you.
409
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,280
That, don't forget.
Thanks. Good job!
410
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,600
- Close?
- Close, close...
411
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,400
Beautiful drought, this Sordi...
412
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,200
But the voice wasn't bad.
413
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,760
Good morning, my lady!
414
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,480
Young man... where are you going?
415
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,880
I have a gift
for Dr. From Sica.
416
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,320
I'll stay with him.
417
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,120
It's very kind, but I would prefer
deliver it in person if you can.
418
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,640
And who are you?
Is it from the show?
419
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,480
Did you recognize me?... It's true,
I'm the voice of Oliver Hardy.
420
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,160
From who?
421
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,560
Stanlio and Ollio. See?
"Don't act stupid..."
422
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,560
No?... Okay, it doesn't matter.
Can I?
423
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,840
- Third floor.
- Thanks!
424
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,960
Master, good morning!
425
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,560
- Good morning.
- Do you remember? Alberto Sordi.
426
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,160
Of course...
427
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,560
Now you work at the bar?...
428
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,600
In fact, after Milan,
I entered the world of entertainment.
429
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,960
So it wasn't the bar
down here who sent you?
430
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,400
I came to gift you with ciambellone
made at home by my mother.
431
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,880
I know you like things
genuine and so I allowed myself...
432
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,800
I thank you, but I can't.
433
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,640
For now, I'm on a diet and, secondly,
I'm working with screenwriters.
434
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,800
So you can't receive me...
435
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,520
Unfortunately, no.
Greetings.
436
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,200
Not a minute?
I would have a great idea to propose to you.
437
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,880
Sordi, you're blocking
a creative flow.
438
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,440
- Do you think it's okay?
- No...
439
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,400
If it's a creative flow...
440
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,960
Great...
441
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,440
So, goodbye.
442
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,760
A creative flow...
443
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,040
I apologize...
444
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,320
- Who was it?
- Nobody.
445
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,800
One who wants to be an actor.
So where had we stayed?
446
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,480
It's you playing.
447
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,440
Maybe the girls want a slice
of ciambellone homemade...
448
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,760
- No, thank you...
- You're welcome.
449
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,160
They are also on a diet...
450
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,720
Your portrait, Inês. Do you like it?
451
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,680
What a thing! Am I really that ugly?
Disappears...
452
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,400
Young!
453
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,160
- What good do I serve you?
- A glass of milk.
454
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,440
It arrived very fresh this morning.
455
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,080
Ciambellone homemade.
It was for the parish priest, but he wasn't there.
456
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,320
- How much do you give me?...
- I can give you... ten lire.
457
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,880
Only?
458
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,960
Baby, don't stretch yourself. At most,
I can offer you a glass of milk.
459
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,280
Okay... better than nothing.
460
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,600
Ines has a genius here...
461
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,360
- And not only.
- You're right.
462
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,160
I'm sorry, but you weren't there
at Cinema Farnese,
463
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,280
when the film burned
of Abuna Messiah?
464
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,920
- Were you there too?
- Don't you remember? Can I?
465
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,000
You sent that old man a mouthful
and then you freaked out.
466
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,680
I started to laugh
and he got mad at me.
467
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,720
- Seriously?
- We barely caught each other.
468
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,080
And then, as if it hadn't arrived,
I also argued with the girl.
469
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,640
We're done.
470
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,560
If she liked that movie,
you did well to leave her.
471
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:46,000
No, I liked the wardrobe.
She is a fashion designer, for the cinema.
472
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,880
That's how we met.
473
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,160
- Why, what are you doing?
- Dubbing announcer. For now.
474
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,280
But I really wanted to be an actor.
475
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,600
I would also like
to work in cinema.
476
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,840
But for now, I'll do this.
477
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,080
- What do you do, are you a caricaturist?
- Yes.
478
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,760
In "Marc'Aurelio",
the satirical newspaper.
479
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,840
- You're good. You have a beautiful hand.
- Thanks.
480
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,400
Pleasure. Alberto Sordi.
481
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,200
Federico Fellini.
482
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,480
Listen, do you happen to have
a cigarette?
483
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,360
And don't you miss your Rimini?
484
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,680
Of course.
The sea, the beach...
485
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,200
The cabins, the fog...
486
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,400
- Do you even miss the fog?
- Somehow, yes.
487
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,840
Fog has magical power.
488
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,680
It makes beautiful even what is ugly.
489
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,200
I believe... you can't see anything.
490
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,920
Do you like to dream?
491
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,080
Sometimes I dream of becoming
a great actor.
492
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,200
And if not?
493
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,840
If it doesn't happen, I'll kill myself, Federì.
Do you want me to die?
494
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,400
No, please...
495
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,880
It's just that, for me, life
It's less real than dreams.
496
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,080
- It depends...
- From what?
497
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,040
See that?
The Broken Bridge.
498
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,560
If you dream that you throw yourself out of there,
nothing happens.
499
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,600
If you really throw yourself,
you get hurt...
500
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,280
As I'm late...
501
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,280
I have an important meeting.
Guess who with.
502
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,960
- With whom?
- Master Aldo Fabrizi.
503
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:16,679
Give him my regards.
504
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,880
I stay here to enjoy the Broken Bridge.
Goodbye!
505
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,320
Listen, see you at the bar.
I'm always there drawing.
506
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,639
He is well. Ciao, Federì.
507
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:34,440
Do you understand, master?
I'm not angry with the cinema,
508
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,400
but in your opinion
where is my error?
509
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,280
- What am I missing?
- Salt.
510
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,679
Salt?
511
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,880
You should put more
a little bit of salt.
512
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,239
Yes... done.
Is that okay?
513
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Bravo. In the cinema,
you should know when it goes well.
514
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:59,120
You must know how to listen, measure...
It's a difficult balance.
515
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,560
Theater is also difficult.
516
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,720
Yes, but cinema has the big plan.
The face is very obvious.
517
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,120
Just arch your eyebrow,
It's already an earthquake... you understand?
518
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,120
Yes.
519
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,560
In short, you have to change
expressive register.
520
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,920
And you should also add pecorino...
521
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,880
Pecorino?...
522
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,920
Is that okay?
523
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,240
You have talent;
you just have to wait for the right moment.
524
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,880
I understand, sir. Aldo, but when he arrives
this moment right?
525
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,080
Now.
526
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,000
Ready.
Otherwise the dough will overcook...
527
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,520
Carbonara with very cooked pasta...
528
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,480
Sorry to say it, sir. Aldo,
but I have a slight feeling... slight...
529
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,320
... who isn't listening to me.
530
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,720
Young man, carbonara is serious business.
Unlike the cinema.
531
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,400
You can use that expression in a movie,
when a love leaves you.
532
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:13,560
Now, put on a happy face...
Smile some more.
533
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,440
Remember that you are
in close-up.
534
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,360
- And hurry up with the eggs.
- The eggs...
535
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,800
Make your face again.
Now it's ready.
536
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,120
I'm ready,
to the cinema?
537
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,160
Maybe you would like
a little more heat,
538
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,720
but for my carbonara,
It's ready for sure. Let's eat!
539
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,520
Let's eat...
540
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,840
Land, sea and air fighters...
541
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,040
Black shirts of the revolution
and of the legions...
542
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,960
Men and women of Italy,
of the empire and kingdom of Albania!
543
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,040
A time marked by destiny...
544
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,840
- Mommy?
- He went to mass.
545
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,400
I brought you salt.
546
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,960
- What happened?
- The Duce declared war.
547
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,360
Delete that...
548
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,320
Declared war?
So I'll have to go...
549
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,640
If you're afraid they'll send you
forward, I understand you.
550
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,240
I'm not afraid.
I do my duty,
551
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,080
but only if I could do it
military service in Rome,
552
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,120
could continue
with the folds.
553
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,520
I could ask Genio.
Maybe they'll put me in an office here.
554
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,400
You studied...
And me, where am I going?
555
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,080
Maybe I could give you some help
to stay in Rome.
556
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,320
- I would have to talk to Castrucci.
- Who is Castrucci?
557
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:00,040
The director of the army band.
The problem is that you don't play anything...
558
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,440
- Alberto's luck, who stays here...
- That one always gets away with it.
559
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
- Good morning, Italy!
- Hello, Albè...
560
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,840
Don Elì... This way?
561
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Your father wanted to confess.
562
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,400
And you couldn't go to church?
563
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,080
Alberto, you are in no condition.
564
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,760
Like this? Why?
565
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,800
What's going on?
566
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,800
- Daddy...
- Albè...
567
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,840
- But what do you have?
- It's the usual colic.
568
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,440
Don't worry.
569
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,560
Leave me alone with the boys.
I have to talk to them.
570
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,320
Sit down...
571
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,840
Albè...
Do you still want to be an actor?
572
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,080
Of course, daddy.
573
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,720
But you have to be realistic.
574
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,320
Realistic?
575
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:27,880
I, for example, wanted to play the violin.
But there was too much competition.
576
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,000
And in the end, I chose
a smaller instrument, the tuba.
577
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,520
We know.
You pierce our eardrums every day.
578
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,400
Just me and a colleague from Milan
is that we touch it.
579
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,920
There is always work for us,
do you understand?
580
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,320
You're good at dubbing.
You demonstrated it with Ollio.
581
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:55,120
So, specialize
as a dubbing announcer.
582
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,200
Am I right, Pino?
583
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,040
I'll think about it, Daddy.
584
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,880
Stay calm.
585
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,040
If something happened to me,
586
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,040
you have to promise me
What do you think about the family...
587
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,000
Of course, daddy,
you don't have to worry.
588
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,480
But what will happen to you?...
589
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,720
And then as it is, you leave
all the work to the other in Milan?
590
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,440
He will enjoy...
591
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,800
Albè, go get me water...
I'm thirsty.
592
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,120
Don't worry, mommy.
593
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,800
I'm here.
594
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,680
Albè, this letter has arrived.
For your father.
595
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,320
For daddy?
596
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,880
It's an invitation to play in the orchestra
by Arturo Toscanini, on a tour.
597
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,360
Imagine how happy he would have been...
Never traveled.
598
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,480
I'm really sorry about Pietro.
He was a great person.
599
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,440
I'll try to go to work...
600
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,640
The life of a student is hard.
601
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,560
This morning at school,
I hoped to go unnoticed,
602
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,880
not having been able to study yesterday,
because... I tore the basket.
603
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,360
It was too full,
I had to fix it!
604
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,000
The teacher, as soon as I enter the room,
tell me: "Fabrizi, to the painting!"
605
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,320
Teacher, it's not to justify me,
but I had an intestinal problem.
606
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,880
I ate a lot of roasted chestnuts...
607
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,440
But he: "Don't be afraid,
I'm going to ask you a very easy question."
608
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:56,120
"It is the Earth that revolves around the Sun
or the Sun around the Earth?"
609
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,320
And I say...
"Actually, I never noticed!"
610
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,760
Albè, you're the best!
611
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,960
Thank you! They are wonderful!
612
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,640
And now...
directly from Montmartre,
613
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,240
after so many successes in Frascati,
Velletri and the châteaux romains,
614
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,320
ladies and gentlemen,
the Divette!
615
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,400
What a panorama!
616
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,240
Can it be?
617
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,280
Alberto, I don't have time now.
I have to go to the stage.
618
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,560
As for the stage?...
619
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,600
But how wonderful,
Marisa my...
620
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,760
Let's both dance...
621
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,840
Marì, it's us now.
622
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,160
Were you hiding?...
623
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,080
Yes, I'm coming now!
624
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,360
Are you going with him?
625
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,000
But you don't escape me.
626
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,160
Don't cut it in half
which is a shame!
627
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,960
Beware that the magician
make you disappear...
628
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,120
Mr. Aldo!
What a pleasure to see you here...
629
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,480
- Bravo, I really liked it.
- Thanks.
630
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,680
- Said by you, it's a great compliment.
- But I give you some advice...
631
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,720
When you imitate me,
take more breaks.
632
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,640
Because, during breaks,
I represent with my eyes.
633
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,240
Okay, I'll do that.
634
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,680
Is it bothersome? Sordi?
I also wanted to congratulate him, it was great.
635
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,320
- Thanks.
- The great Andreina Pagnani.
636
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,640
The minimum is to offer dinner.
637
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,760
- Thanks.
- You're welcome. Enjoy.
638
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,600
I practically know it by heart
all the films that you dubbed.
639
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,000
I can't imagine Bette Davis
with a voice different from yours.
640
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,160
- How nice...
- Your merit...
641
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,800
If you want me to leave you alone,
don't be shy...
642
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,520
No, master,
we didn't want to disturb him.
643
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,000
I was so absorbed
for your second plate of bucatini...
644
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,360
...third.
645
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,000
Nothing to do.
646
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,240
Menghi's amatriciana
would raise the dead.
647
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,320
And the living pay.
648
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,240
Menghi, separate accounts...
649
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,280
Allow me?
650
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,280
Thanks.
651
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,960
Can I ask you a question?
652
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,760
Yes, but treat me as you.
We're colleagues, aren't we?
653
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,960
I am going to try.
654
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,920
How can such a beautiful woman
and fascinating like you, aren't you married?
655
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,840
In fact, I was married.
But I became a widow.
656
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,600
There it is, I knew it.
I made a beautiful figure...
657
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,280
No.
658
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,680
I'm sorry... it's just that I'm
next to you, it moves me.
659
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,160
You are a woman
of great fascination.
660
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,160
Be careful... I remind you that I have
many more years than you.
661
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,600
We are perfect.
I look older.
662
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,520
And then, as they say,
the actors...
663
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,360
... they are not old.
664
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,160
- When is the premiere?
- In a week.
665
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,480
- Are you going to get emotional?
- Always emotional, it never goes away.
666
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,440
- Thank you for accompanying me.
- What an idea... it was a pleasure.
667
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,760
And when can I see you again?
668
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,000
Go to the theater then.
669
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,280
It would be an honor.
670
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,240
Goodnight.
671
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,800
Dear Andreina... every time
Every time I see her, she's more beautiful.
672
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,760
What a gentleman, Di Cori...
673
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,000
Good night...
674
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,440
Who are you, a lover?
675
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,560
- Do I have to challenge you to a duel?
- No!...
676
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,000
He is a physics professor,
lives on the floor above mine.
677
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,240
Poor thing, these are not easy times.
He even lost his job.
678
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,480
- I'm sorry. And why?
- He's Jewish.
679
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,960
It is a fact that these racial laws
they are an absurd thing.
680
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,560
And they won't get better.
681
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,760
I'll wait for you at the theater then.
682
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,240
He is well. I do like the teacher...
Good evening, Andreina.
683
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,440
Good evening, Alberto.
Thanks.
684
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,880
I'm the one who thanks you.
685
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,560
Mario... I fell in love with your sister.
686
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,680
Mario, I fell in love with your sister!
687
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Mario, do you know your sister?...
I fell in love.
688
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,080
Forget it,
that he will soon marry his sister...
689
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,440
- What a beautiful surprise!
- What are you doing dressed as a rare bird?
690
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,120
I have a paper
in "The Aviation Boys".
691
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,200
Another uncle propaganda film?
692
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,080
Yes, but at least
I am one of the protagonists.
693
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,520
- I'm happy!
- And you, what are you doing here?
694
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,160
I'm collaborating
in a film script.
695
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,760
- Good! Are you happy?
- Damn, they don't pay me!
696
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,560
No, but I'm satisfied,
I'm doing what I wanted.
697
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,520
Listen, when we are
time together?
698
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,440
- Tonight?
- He is well.
699
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,440
Do you feel like going somewhere
a little strange?
700
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,880
How strange?
701
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,720
So, Santina, what do you say?
702
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,640
- Do you see anything?
- Yes.
703
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,920
I see an image.
704
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:24,760
He is a bald, muscular man
and bright. In fact, I see five.
705
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,520
All the same and muscular.
706
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,520
Let's hope they don't hold you back...
707
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,880
- Silence! Don't interrupt.
- Sorry.
708
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:37,240
Either way, you might be
rested. Your future is radiant.
709
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,720
And my friend's future...
What do you say to us?
710
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,480
I prefer women...
711
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,720
Preferably,
neither bald nor muscular.
712
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:50,880
Cut.
713
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,720
And let's see...
714
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,760
Women, you will have many.
715
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,880
But your destiny
is to be alone.
716
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,960
Yes?
And what about work?
717
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,280
It's curious, your friend...
718
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,240
A family member?
719
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,280
No.
One who interfered in other people's lives.
720
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,160
So let's see... the work.
721
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,000
I see a lot of disappointment.
722
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,880
You can plunge into defeat...
723
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,160
... or else,
rise up and win.
724
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,480
It just depends on you.
725
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,480
Be that as it may,
it's twenty lire.
726
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,040
For you, nothing.
727
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,000
Albertino, what do you have?
Did the psychic eat your tongue?
728
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,680
I would rather have spent twenty liras
at a nice dinner.
729
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,440
I'm fasting now
and with the prediction of an uncertain future.
730
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,080
At least yours will be radiant,
she said.
731
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,320
It was time...
732
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,800
But do you really believe her?
She seems like a charlatan to me.
733
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,880
The fact is that the truth
It's not very fascinating.
734
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,800
Lies are more variable,
more mysterious...
735
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,640
Come on, come on... quickly!
736
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,400
- What's going on? Are they looking for you?
- No, I'm a conscientious objector.
737
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,120
If they catch me, I'm done.
738
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,880
Yes?
739
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,840
Italians!
The country is going through fatal hours...
740
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,160
I condemn this vile screenwriter
writing regime films
741
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,400
for everything else
of your miserable existence!
742
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,600
Speak quietly,
that hold us back!
743
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,840
Fear...
Did you like the big-headed imitation?
744
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,800
Wait a minute... can you repeat that?
745
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,960
Who, the Duce?
You said they arrest us...
746
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,080
- No, the jump is fun...
- The jump?
747
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,880
It serves to set the tone, you understand?...
And we continue...
748
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,360
- I think it will bring you luck.
- Let's hope so.
749
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,000
What do you say, Federì? Let's go
be successful with this work?
750
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,840
Albertino, if I had known...
751
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,280
But you can always
ask the psychic.
752
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,000
And you find him with the fortune teller!
753
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,560
Let's sleep, come on.
It's already one o'clock.
754
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,800
- Lucky for you, you can.
- Why, do you have insomnia?
755
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,360
No, it's just that at this time my aunt's
they already closed the gate
756
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,280
and there is no way in.
- How do you do it?
757
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,440
Well... I'm in the first one
open gate I find.
758
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,960
- On the floor?
- It's not the first time.
759
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,760
Wait a bit...
760
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,840
In your future,
I see... a couch.
761
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,200
The one at my house. Do you think I leave you
sleep on the floor, Federì?
762
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,920
Don't tell me twice!...
763
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,480
Come on...
764
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,480
I don't want to get you in trouble
with your family.
765
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,120
Now! Just don't make any noise,
because the mother is a light sleeper.
766
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,920
Stay here.
767
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,400
Of course for you it's a little short,
but I can't lengthen the couch...
768
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,680
It's great, imagine...
Very well.
769
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,320
I gave you my bed,
770
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,880
but if my brother wakes up with
a stranger next door, kills him.
771
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,480
He's an engineer,
has little fantasy.
772
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200
If you are thirsty,
the kitchen is there on the left.
773
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,560
- I'll get you a blanket.
- Albertino...
774
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,880
- Do you want to go to the bathroom?
- No...
775
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,960
I wanted to thank you.
You're a friend.
776
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,920
It's not bad at all...
777
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,400
Here, Federì...
778
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,080
Look, he passed out.
779
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,080
Good night, my friend.
780
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,640
Bravo! Bravo!
781
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,960
Excuse me...
782
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,360
I'm sorry, excuse me...
783
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,280
But what ways...
784
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,960
Good night.
785
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,280
Between!
786
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,680
Can it be?
787
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,560
Alberto! Come on, come in.
788
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,680
You were wonderful!
789
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,400
Thanks!
790
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,400
A small tribute
to your talent.
791
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,280
Thank you, they are beautiful.
792
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,760
I wasn't very original.
I see you have a lot of admirers.
793
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,200
Still good...
794
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,560
Look how boring...
I should change profession.
795
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,200
Please... it's so beautiful to see you
cry on stage and laugh in the dressing room.
796
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,200
Will you help me, please?
Can you loosen it?
797
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,800
- Can I?
- You should.
798
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,600
Are you shy?
799
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,040
No, no...
800
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,240
This way we don't arrive late for dinner
with your friend and his fiancee.
801
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,880
It's done.
802
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,440
Thank you...
803
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,960
What are they called?
804
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,800
Federico and Giulietta.
805
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,080
I'll be gone in no time.
806
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,560
Just give me a few moments
for makeup and wig.
807
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,320
I'll wait here.
808
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,640
- Do you have a better place?
- No, no...
809
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,280
One more drop
for the Lady of the Camellias...
810
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,840
Here it is, gentlemen...
811
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,960
Such chicory
You can only eat at Menghi.
812
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,600
- I even dream about her...
- Wonderful... and bon appetit!
813
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,240
How do you two
Did you meet?
814
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,200
On the radio. Federico collaborates
in the texts of Cico and Pallina.
815
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,080
I'm Pallina!
816
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,240
If I may say so,
you bewitched this boy.
817
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,040
I've never seen him with this languid look,
in love...
818
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,320
The Giulietta is magical...
Yes...
819
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,200
What do I do, tell him?
820
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,120
Let's get married.
821
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,000
- And you say it like that...
- And how should I say it?
822
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,320
Well, it's great news,
a coup de theater...
823
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,240
This is what your psychic
I hadn't anticipated...
824
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,520
What does that have to do with it?
Psychics also don't see everything.
825
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,760
- But what psychic?
- He has a thing for psychics.
826
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,160
So, here's to the newlyweds!
827
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,640
- By the way, also to the psychics!
- To my godfather.
828
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,360
- Who is it?
- It's you, Albertino. If you want...
829
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,960
Even when he was paralyzed he stopped going...
Cheers!
830
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,760
Did you hear it on the radio?
831
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,680
After Badoglio's surrender, there is
few reasons to be calm.
832
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,600
In fact,
I'm worried about you.
833
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,120
I have bad news, Giulietta.
834
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,760
The fortune teller said let's go
grow old together. I'm very sorry...
835
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,080
- Thank you, my dear.
- Please, sir. Sordi.
836
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,080
Alberto, I want to introduce you
a friend of mine, Tina Lattanzi.
837
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,320
All Hollywood speaks
with her voice.
838
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,400
Congratulations! Great pleasure.
In fact, very "deadline".
839
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:18,000
How good! It's very fun
the voice he gives to Oliver Hardy.
840
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,400
- Thanks.
- You will be successful in folding.
841
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,880
Even if one day I hope to see
my face on the screen.
842
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,200
Then think about having the right figure
to make movies?
843
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,280
I would say perfect. A wide face,
a big nose, languid eyes.
844
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,680
Better than that...
845
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,800
Ma'am, I apologize.
They ask for you at the entrance.
846
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,760
Of course. I'll be right back.
847
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,760
Sordi?
Don't let yourself be seduced.
848
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,080
I have already been seduced by the canapés,
stay calm...
849
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,560
- No offense.
- No, no... they're great.
850
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:50,800
Teacher...
851
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,320
Andreina, I'm sorry
If I bother you right now,
852
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,040
but I wanted to thank you for having me
introduced that typographer
853
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,760
that will help me
to prepare the documents.
854
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,960
I'm very happy
for being able to be useful to you.
855
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,840
- Things are getting worse and worse.
- I know, Di Cori, I know.
856
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,800
I hope to leave
as soon as possible.
857
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,280
And I wish you all the luck in the world,
my friend.
858
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,800
See you soon.
859
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,680
My lady, if you don't need
Anyway, I was walking...
860
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,280
Of course, thank you Elvira,
until later.
861
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,600
Very sweet, Elvira.
862
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,600
A lot, yes.
863
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:54,360
Thank you for this magnificent day.
I'm leaving too.
864
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,080
- Can I?
- Please.
865
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,160
How nice to introduce you
my friends...
866
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,200
To be frank,
I was a little emotional.
867
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,880
Yes?
868
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Yes.
All important, cultured people...
869
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Do you know that Tina
Did he really like you?
870
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,360
Yes?
871
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,440
Try it.
872
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,560
Never touch your hand with your lips.
873
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,600
- No?
- No; It's inelegant.
874
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,240
What do I do, kiss mine?
875
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,360
I will have a lot to learn from you.
876
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,120
It will be a pleasure.
877
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,800
Ciao, Alberto.
878
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,840
Thanks again.
879
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,120
Who is it?
880
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,200
Who is it?
881
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,440
I'm Professor Di Cori...
882
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,640
Do you like to play...
883
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,960
But with you I would like
that it was serious.
884
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,800
- Thank you, monsieur.
- Very much, madam.
885
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:49,200
- We're also going to have French classes.
- He is well.
886
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,120
Why me?
What do you like about me?
887
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,360
Your robe...
888
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,080
Will you offer it to me?
889
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,680
I like everything about you, Andreina.
890
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,200
In fact, I think I am
half in love...
891
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,480
It's too early to say that.
892
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,880
It will be too soon,
but I never felt this way.
893
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,640
And what do you like about me?
894
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,560
Your energy.
895
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,480
Only? I expected you to say
that was beautiful...
896
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,200
I can wait for you to accompany me
to Federico's wedding?
897
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,600
But how can I not go?...
898
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,120
I'm going to be godfather,
I had already warned.
899
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,240
And what do you want me to tell you, Sordi?
Go, go, don't worry.
900
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,480
I'll find someone
to replace your number.
901
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,320
Thanks.
902
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,760
Before you go, empty my dressing room.
- Empty the dressing room...
903
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,440
- And don't come back tomorrow.
- And tomorrow I won't be back...
904
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,920
In short, this my friend is better
maybe find another godfather...
905
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,680
That's great.
I see you understand.
906
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:09,040
- Go get ready.
- I am going yes.
907
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,840
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I am a
poor emigrant bull, unemployed.
908
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,080
This took it away
to a famous bullfighter.
909
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,760
Now I just use it
to keep flies away from the rump.
910
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,240
Because in Rome
there is no bullfighter to be found.
911
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,520
They are slang,
they just want to eat.
912
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,280
Oxtail alla vaccinara.
I also have a tail.
913
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,040
Does anyone have courage
to come here and get it?
914
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,560
Strength! That gentleman, for example.
He looks like a bullfighter...
915
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,640
Do you feel like going on stage?
916
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,440
A big applause of encouragement
to this gentleman!
917
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,120
Have you ever bullfed?
918
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,120
Actually, no...
919
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,280
But I see it's a man
By belief, he is married.
920
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,880
Yes, fifteen years ago.
921
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,520
Fifteen years...
So you already know what horns are.
922
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Now when I pass underneath,
You give a nice "Olé!", yes?
923
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,520
Please, maestro...
924
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,520
Wait a moment.
Room lights, please...
925
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,840
Sorry, we didn't mean to
interrupt the show.
926
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,080
We apologize...
927
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,360
Gentlemen, I apologize
for this little extra-program,
928
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:32,960
but two artists came to greet us,
two friends, who have just gotten married.
929
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,920
A big applause
for Federico Fellini and Giulietta Masina!
930
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,920
Federì, it's a little early to
the horns... I'll continue with it.
931
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,200
Please. When you pass underneath,
a nice "Olé!"
932
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,840
Please, maestro!
933
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,640
You didn't know anything else
from that Mr. Di Cori?
934
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,280
No, unfortunately not.
935
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,360
- Hooray, Marcè!
- Long live, Albè...
936
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,880
Poor teacher...
What will have happened to you?
937
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,400
I hope the fake documents
helped him escape.
938
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,760
Wait...
939
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,600
What is it?
940
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,960
Something wrong?
941
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,240
You look wonderful, you know...
942
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,800
I'm the one who doesn't measure up.
Come on!
943
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,040
Italy, good morning!
944
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:01,240
What happened?
Were they silent?
945
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,000
- Pino, don't act shy.
- What an idea...
946
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,200
I didn't want to disturb lunch.
947
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,720
Pino studies Engineering...
He's the head of the family.
948
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,800
They are also scholars.
Savina is a teacher, like her mom.
949
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,920
And Aurelia will soon be.
950
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,000
In short,
the only dumb one here is me.
951
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,160
But you were always fantastic
to represent.
952
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,200
It was always his passion,
since I was a kid.
953
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:33,120
Even at the altar, when he was an acolyte.
Tell them, Mommy...
954
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,800
For us, the stage
It's a kind of altar. Therefore...
955
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,680
No, my lady. Let's not confuse
the sacred and the profane.
956
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,880
Sorry,
but this is a pious house.
957
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,960
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
958
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,360
I'm sorry.
959
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,200
The broth is great!
960
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:03,200
It's very good. And currently
It's hard to get a chicken.
961
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,120
In fact,
I bought it on the black market.
962
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:06,800
I was already old, but...
963
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,280
It's like they say:
"Old chicken makes good chicken soup"!
964
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,520
Not always.
965
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,440
You have to be careful how you speak.
Here are all teachers...
966
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,640
I already feel rejected...
967
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,400
I'll get the stew.
968
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,280
I'm going to help my mother...
Excuse me...
969
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,160
Mommy, what happened to you?
Andreina was sad.
970
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,440
- It's you who should please, not me.
- Why don't you like it?
971
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,080
If you want my approval,
I can't give it to you.
972
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,360
But if you don't even know her...
973
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:02,480
She's a widow! She is an actress and has almost
fifteen years older than you.
974
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,080
And, on top of that,
mistakes the altar for a stage.
975
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,320
It was a way of saying...
976
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:11,120
A serious woman does not seduce
a man who could be his son.
977
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,960
And if I had been the one to seduce her,
Why did I fall in love?
978
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,000
Don't fool yourself, it won't last. Get out!
979
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,319
What happened, Alberto?
980
01:08:33,319 --> 01:08:37,520
No, it's just... Mom broke a plate.
Nothing happened.
981
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,560
It's the emotion of having it at home
a great diva.
982
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,120
Today, June 4, 1944,
983
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,399
allied troops
commanded by General Clark,
984
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,880
they entered Rome welcomed
by a delirious crowd...
985
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,479
Look how happy they are...
986
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,399
I believe... they kicked out the mustachioed guy.
987
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,880
On a day like this,
How can you not be optimistic?
988
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,880
You're right... give me a hug.
Rome is free!
989
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,760
Some of you already know him
like Ollio's voice,
990
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,640
but today you will introduce us
a new character.
991
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
Alberto Sordi!
992
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,200
Okay, who's speaking?
993
01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:35,080
Yes, is that Mario Pio?
994
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,160
Yes, Mario Pio here.
Okay, who's speaking? Who do I talk to?
995
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,080
Corrado Mantoni speaks.
Listen, Mario Pio...
996
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,319
Can you explain to us what it consists of?
your new heading?
997
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,600
It's for now. Mario Pio is your cordial
telephone inconfidence.
998
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,560
Quickly and without delay,
give him some advice,
999
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,800
using words of comfort
in all the toils.
1000
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,560
So you can call him
all Italians
1001
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,920
whatever they need
your precious advice...
1002
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,760
Certainly.
I am at your complete disposal!...
1003
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,800
So, Corrà,
Did you like Mario Pio?
1004
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,840
You were fantastic!
But look, I had no doubts...
1005
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,640
When I saw you at the theater,
I immediately realized the talent you had.
1006
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,400
Don't exaggerate with compliments...
And I have to take you out to lunch.
1007
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,880
Albè, look, that's not a good idea,
because I'm a good fork...
1008
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,600
Smile!
1009
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,400
- It made me laugh, you know?
- Dr. Pugliese, thank you.
1010
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,080
Listen,
I would have a proposal...
1011
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,600
Let me try to have
a program of my own;
1012
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,480
I have so many characters
very fun...
1013
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,600
In fact, we could call it
"Alberto Sordi speaks to you"!
1014
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,920
What do you think, sir? director?
1015
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:37,800
Listen, Sordi. No artist ever
He had his own program on the radio.
1016
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,440
So we continue like this.
1017
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,880
Okay... thanks anyway.
1018
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,800
Alberto, I'm sorry.
We tried.
1019
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,400
It's okay, Corrà.
We will continue to try.
1020
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,720
Finally!
I thought you weren't coming anymore.
1021
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,800
- Good morning!
- Good morning. Sorry for the delay.
1022
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,200
What do you do?
1023
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,880
Riccardo Freda proposed to me
the role of Sister Simplicia,
1024
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,840
in a film inspired
in "Les Misérables".
1025
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,800
I'm happy.
1026
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,960
So what do you say? Accepted?
1027
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:30,200
I don't know, I do radio.
What can I tell you?
1028
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,960
Sorry,
Why do you answer me like that?
1029
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,360
How did I answer you, Andrei?
I've never read "Les Misérables",
1030
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,920
I don't know who the sister is, I saw Riccardo
Freda once at your house...
1031
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,840
- What advice can I give you?
- Alberto, change your tone, please.
1032
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,000
I can even change my tone,
but the essence changes nothing.
1033
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:50,080
The truth is that you are rich,
famous and you make movies.
1034
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,040
I am the voice of Ollio!
1035
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,440
I understand, this is the reason:
you're jealous.
1036
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,080
I'm not jealous.
It's just that you don't appreciate me as an actor.
1037
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:03,040
Not true! Alberto, I just said
that you are a great dubbing announcer
1038
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,560
and that you could specialize...
1039
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:11,200
I'm really tired already.
You're always nervous, spiteful.
1040
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,880
It's not my fault
if the cinema doesn't want you!
1041
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,840
Of course, what do you care?
All I have to do is make a fool of myself...
1042
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,280
Now you're offensive... and childish.
1043
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,880
Maybe it's too young.
1044
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,480
Of course; the old one is me.
1045
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,400
I didn't say that.
1046
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,560
But you thought it.
1047
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,360
- I didn't think, Andreina...
- You thought!
1048
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,400
Come here...
1049
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,640
I didn't mean to offend you.
1050
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,920
You should have thought before.
But I know it's true.
1051
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:46,480
You're very young.
Too.
1052
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,120
Andreina...
1053
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,680
This was missing...
1054
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,320
Good eyes see you!...
1055
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,760
- Do you know who Sister Simplicia is?
- A character from "Les Misérables".
1056
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,160
See? You know...
1057
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,520
A messed up day?...
1058
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,880
- I discussed it with Andreina.
- Left you?
1059
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,880
He left;
He says I'm childish.
1060
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,960
Do you know what it is, Federì?...
1061
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,920
This is about her being rich and famous...
I feel like I'm a little behind.
1062
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:00,440
And why?
1063
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:05,200
And then, Albertino, in our profession,
Being childish is an advantage.
1064
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,040
- You say...
- Believe me.
1065
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,880
Try to let it pass, maybe.
1066
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,520
What should I do?
1067
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:18,360
Woman and diva...
I would take a classic approach.
1068
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,280
Classic?... That is?
1069
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:28,120
- Welcome, ma'am.
- Good afternoon, Elvira.
1070
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,240
You make me some chamomile tea,
please?
1071
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,680
- For sure.
- Thanks.
1072
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,440
And these?
Where do they come from?
1073
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,960
- Who brought them?
- An admirer.
1074
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,360
The courier left this.
1075
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,640
How beautiful...
1076
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,840
"The child in me,
ask your forgiveness."
1077
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,360
I promise I won't repeat it.
1078
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,440
I love you, Andrei.
1079
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,280
Say it again.
1080
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,320
I love you, Andrei.
1081
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,680
To buy those roses, I had
to do five shifts of dubbing.
1082
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,960
- The important thing is the result, right?
- The result?...
1083
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,800
The result
It's just that I was left without a lira, Federì.
1084
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,720
Listen, what about that audition?
The one you did at Cinecittà?
1085
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:46,800
The director said they are in fashion
those suffering, emaciated faces...
1086
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,640
And I, with these cheeks,
What hypothesis do I have?
1087
01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:52,520
I know. The war changed the form
to make films.
1088
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,320
Now it's neo-realism...
1089
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,280
Stories of redemption,
1090
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,800
disadvantaged classes
who want to forget the past...
1091
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,760
And then they film in the middle of the street.
1092
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,840
Cinecittà became
refugee dormitory.
1093
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,840
I already realized that fashion now
is neo-realism.
1094
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,960
But reality doesn't have to be
told in a sad way.
1095
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,640
You can also do it
with a smile, right?
1096
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:18,800
You have to be capable. You, for example,
you have comedy in your blood.
1097
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,400
You have the comic rhythms.
1098
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,840
Yes, but I'm funny
on the radio.
1099
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,600
I even asked the director to give me
a program of my own.
1100
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,000
But nothing, he doesn't want to.
1101
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:29,960
Convince him.
There you are stubborn...
1102
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,480
- A beautiful big head!...
- Says the broken man to the naked man.
1103
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,280
You really want to
these holidays by the sea.
1104
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:38,200
When we arrive,
we took a nice shower.
1105
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,360
- The taxi didn't arrive.
- Maybe it's not necessary.
1106
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,520
How not?...
1107
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,840
What do we do?
Shall we take a scooter to the station?
1108
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,160
It could be an idea...
Or else, isn't that beautiful?
1109
01:16:56,200 --> 01:17:00,320
Beautiful... It's beautiful, yes.
Nice car!
1110
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,040
It's the spider.
1111
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,800
Whose will it be?
1112
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,080
Why don't you see
if these make it work?
1113
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,040
With these?...
1114
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,520
Congratulations!
1115
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:15,920
What do you say?
1116
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,840
Congratulations!
1117
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:19,600
You're crazy...
1118
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,520
A wonderful madwoman!
1119
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,640
- This place is beautiful...
- Yes, beautiful.
1120
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:37,000
I needed your birthday to
Let's take this beautiful vacation together.
1121
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,120
What a great idea you had
with this little boat.
1122
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,120
It's romantic...
1123
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:47,080
It's romantic, but next year
Offer me a speed boat first...
1124
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,240
You don't want me rowing
all my life.
1125
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,600
They fell me here,
I don't know where!
1126
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,080
Dr. Pugliese,
what a beautiful coincidence...
1127
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,680
Sordi, look, this isn't a good time.
My glasses have now fallen into the sea.
1128
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,520
Peppino, then?
Throw yourself!
1129
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,280
- Doctor, I don't know how to swim...
- A sailor who doesn't know how to swim!
1130
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,400
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
- Yes, but it's deep here.
1131
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,320
He's impulsive but he's courageous.
1132
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,760
- Did you find them?
- Are these?
1133
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,640
Well done, Sordi.
They look good on you, you know? Thanks.
1134
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,240
Give it to us.
1135
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:24,360
- Now I'm in debt.
- Give me the radio program.
1136
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,200
The one just mine.
I guarantee you it will be a success.
1137
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,080
Sordi, don't get excited,
but we'll talk right away at dinner.
1138
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,800
- Of course, thank you.
- I'm staying at Bellavista.
1139
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,080
See you later then.
1140
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:39,960
- Here it is.
- I'm glad you found them.
1141
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,960
Did you hear, love? We have an invitation
for the Eiar director's dinner.
1142
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,960
Good thing we were here.
1143
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,640
Nice coincidence...
1144
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,040
Yes...
Now I'm all for you.
1145
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:00,600
I'll catch you two hedgehogs;
there are lots of them.
1146
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,080
Do whatever you want.
1147
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,800
Welcome to Milan,
dr. From Sica.
1148
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,520
- Do you take care of the luggage?
- Of course.
1149
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:27,120
Miss Margherita,
Do you want to come take a shower with me?
1150
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,360
In fact,
I'm waiting for my fiancé.
1151
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,920
While you wait...
1152
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:32,920
- Hello, Angelo.
- Welcome, master.
1153
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,440
Do I serve you as usual?
1154
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,680
It's fantastic, this Alberto Sordi,
dr. From Sica...
1155
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,720
Indeed, I must say
which is not bad at all.
1156
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,280
And to think I worked here
as a doorman.
1157
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,840
I know, I know...
1158
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:50,160
He's having a great career.
1159
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,960
And I really think he will be famous.
1160
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:03,280
Mr. Sordi...
1161
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,200
- You're the best, Albè.
- Thanks!
1162
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,880
When mommy told me
that was you on the phone,
1163
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,520
I thought he was joking.
1164
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:23,480
In short...
1165
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,600
From here?...
1166
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,240
What is it, is it a little face?
1167
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:43,040
Master, if you have to tell me
something that I don't like, say it.
1168
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,760
Maybe I'll kill myself,
But at least I stop suffering.
1169
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,840
No, postpone the suicide, Sordi.
1170
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:50,040
- I wanted to tell you...
- Yes...
1171
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,280
...which amuses me a lot
your radio character,
1172
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,240
that's a bit silly
torments poor Miss Margherita.
1173
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,040
What is it called?...
1174
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,920
The unstoppable
compagnuccio della parrochietta!
1175
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,120
That's it!
And how does he always do it?...
1176
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:02,720
Mamma mia, what a scare!
1177
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,360
That could be the title of the movie!
1178
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:08,640
What movie, sorry?
1179
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,240
The one that you and I
Let's produce together.
1180
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,240
Are you happy?
1181
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:17,000
Yes... we produced it together.
I don't have a lyre.
1182
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,160
Real estate?...
1183
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:21,000
Something to give as collateral?
1184
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,920
I have a spider
but it's a gift.
1185
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,400
Everything will be resolved...
Money comes and goes.
1186
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,280
Above all, go...
1187
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:32,120
- So, what do you say?
- It's the occasion I've always been waiting for.
1188
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,840
- When do we start?
- We have to write the script.
1189
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,680
- Don't you think so?
- Of course.
1190
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:41,000
But you have a face
a little wide...
1191
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,880
- Engine!
- Camera!
1192
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,400
Action!
1193
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,240
Miss Margherita,
I know so many songs like these...
1194
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,040
Want to hear a syncopated rhythm,
an American rhythm? Yes?...
1195
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,480
"Good God, what a fiasco!"
1196
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,320
What do I do,
Do I read your review?
1197
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,120
Synthesize, Federì...
1198
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,840
The film was failed,
but you got through with enough.
1199
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,600
And then, perhaps,
run better with the public...
1200
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,520
And which audience?
Parish halls boycotted him,
1201
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,240
and the censorship banned it for minors!
1202
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,480
If De Sica and I don't go bankrupt,
It's a miracle.
1203
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,080
Even the cufflinks
I'll have to sell!
1204
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,880
Yes, but you always remember
of what the seer told you.
1205
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,480
Your future... Albertino, look at me.
It just depends on you.
1206
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,680
Yes, in the sense
that I can kill myself directly?
1207
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,840
If I were you, I would wait.
1208
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:52,000
It would be a shame, because next week
I will be with my producer
1209
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:54,880
and if you can convince him, you will be
the protagonist of my first film.
1210
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,920
- This is no time to joke, Federì.
- It's called "The White Sheik".
1211
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,960
Yes, because I play Arabic
like no one else...
1212
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,000
The White Sheikh is not an Arab,
He is a soap opera star.
1213
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,440
And who is it? What is he like?
1214
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:11,160
He's a Roman bully,
cute, vain...
1215
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,840
That takes a bit of effort to hide
its modest origins.
1216
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,600
What do you say? Do you accept?
1217
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,640
What do I tell you... give me the turban
and we do this Arabic.
1218
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,160
Ettore! The account...
1219
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,000
But see there,
Don't get so excited...
1220
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,360
I'd like to see you, Federì...
1221
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:30,600
What do you say? Do you like it?
1222
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,720
It's beautiful, but it won't be
Too juvenile?
1223
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,640
Why, are you old?
It looks wonderful on you.
1224
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,800
And it's a pleasure
give you a gift, mommy.
1225
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,840
He really has a great son.
I always hear him on the radio.
1226
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:44,920
How does Mario Pio do it?...
1227
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,360
"Yes, Mario Pio.
Who speaks, who do I speak to?”
1228
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,760
To create Mario Pio,
I was inspired by Maria Pia Moretti,
1229
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,560
the first radio columnist.
1230
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,720
You have to be careful, Amalia,
that this one imitates us all...
1231
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,440
More than imitating,
I observe, I elaborate, I re-propose.
1232
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,000
There are lots of characters
interesting. Have you seen it?...
1233
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,920
- My God!
- What do you have?
1234
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,680
Mommy... bring me water,
please?
1235
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:10,360
Come here... wait.
Ready.
1236
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,320
Are you better?
1237
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,560
- Do you want me to call a doctor?
- No, there's no need...
1238
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,160
Here's the water... a little bit of water.
1239
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:21,600
Slowly... done.
1240
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:24,480
Wait.
Cool off a little...
1241
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:29,040
I'm better now.
It was just dizziness, nothing more.
1242
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,880
You eat little, mommy,
eat little.
1243
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,360
Before going to the radio,
I'll take you to eat something.
1244
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:38,600
Come on. Let's finish this dress.
You scared me...
1245
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,160
It's Alberto.
1246
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:54,320
Have you arrived?
1247
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,080
What happened?
Did you feel bad again?
1248
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,680
Yes, I was cooking
and suddenly fainted.
1249
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:02,160
- Have you called a doctor yet?
- Yes, it's inside, in the consultation.
1250
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,360
What does he say?
1251
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,440
We have to wait, Albè!
1252
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,840
We have to wait.
1253
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:15,360
- But when did you feel bad?
- At dinner, I told you.
1254
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:18,920
- I was cooking and it collapsed.
- He collapsed... fainted?
1255
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,800
Doctor, what do you say?
What about my mother?
1256
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,320
Was it a voltage drop?
1257
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,360
The heart is very tired.
It's giving in.
1258
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,240
How tired and giving in?...
What idea is this?
1259
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,280
- I'm sorry.
- Mommy is strong!
1260
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:38,840
He was always fine.
You tell him, he doesn't know her...
1261
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:40,600
- He was always fine!
- Albè...
1262
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,960
I understand what you say,
but unfortunately this is the situation.
1263
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,040
I don't think it will survive.
1264
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:48,240
Can't survive?
1265
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,240
What an idea...
Who says it doesn't survive?
1266
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,560
What does this doctor say?
Who called him? Was it you, Pino?
1267
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,440
Pino, were you the one who called him?
1268
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,840
- What does this doctor say?
- Alberto! Listen to me...
1269
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,840
Don't let mom
see you like this; I say it for her.
1270
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,640
Do you understand?
Now calm down and go see her.
1271
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:08,440
Go talk to him...
1272
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:34,720
Mom...
1273
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:38,680
Alberto...
1274
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,280
If you wanted to scare me,
you got it.
1275
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:45,440
But that's enough.
1276
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:48,760
I'm leaving.
1277
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,080
What do you say?
It's a temporary discomfort.
1278
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,960
Now that you're famous,
1279
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,880
you have to promise me
that you will take care of the whole family.
1280
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,320
But what do you say?
1281
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,160
I'll see you from above.
1282
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:17,480
I promise you, Mommy. I'm not
prepared, we are not prepared.
1283
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,120
Mom...
1284
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:29,520
Died!...
1285
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,920
Alberto locked himself in his room
with mom.
1286
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:06,440
I'll go there.
1287
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,600
Pin...
1288
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,920
Alberto!
Open up, they're here.
1289
01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:23,400
Send them away.
Mommy isn't ready!
1290
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,800
Isn't it true?
1291
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,080
At least,
we are together a little longer.
1292
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:47,800
Alberto, will you please open it for me?
1293
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,920
Alberto, my love, please.
1294
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:53,040
It's just me going in, I promise you.
1295
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:21,960
I'm here with you.
1296
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:28,720
Come on, Alberto...
1297
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,160
Months have passed and I still wake up
thinking she's alive.
1298
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:12,040
Goodbye, Mommy.
1299
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:16,840
Let's go.
1300
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:27,080
Listen, Federì... You beyond
of the seers, do you believe in God?
1301
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:32,080
If it exists, I at least hope
forgive the lies,
1302
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,200
Otherwise I'll go straight to hell.
1303
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:38,360
So it was a lie
that about the White Sheikh...
1304
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:42,360
Maybe he does,
but the film is made.
1305
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:45,680
Plus the producer accepted you
as the protagonist.
1306
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:49,600
As the protagonist...
And you tell me that?
1307
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:53,080
- Did you like the surprise?
- Of course, it's a great surprise.
1308
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,920
- Federì, this is it!
- Don't say that, it's bad luck.
1309
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:00,120
Mute as a tomb...
Sorry.
1310
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:03,440
That... you never know.
1311
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:21,600
Goodbye, little one...
I'm taking you to New York.
1312
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:27,560
The White Sheikh...
1313
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,040
Albertino,
you're too stiff.
1314
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:36,360
You let go of your hand and then,
gallantly, salute her.
1315
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:38,360
No.
No, Federì.
1316
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,760
Look you put me here
on a swing... you do that!
1317
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:44,120
If I fall from here, we do the Sheik
Cast on and we're all going home.
1318
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:57,040
How am I doing, Federì?
1319
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,960
If there's something wrong, tell me.
1320
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:02,360
Only you have the exact vision
how you want this film.
1321
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:07,080
You're doing well, Albertino.
You're doing it how I wanted.
1322
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:12,040
The problem is that I no longer remember
how I wanted it.
1323
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,800
We are fine...
1324
01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:33,560
What is this light?
1325
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:36,000
Enough, Alberto!
You've been in bed for two days.
1326
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:38,040
My love, you have to react...
1327
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,880
There is little to react.
Federico is right.
1328
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:46,800
Critics and audiences rejected
"The White Sheik",
1329
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:48,360
because Italians are lazy.
1330
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,520
They always want the same faces,
the same stories!...
1331
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,760
Don't think about it so much;
it's worth nothing.
1332
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:55,280
- Do you know what we're going to do?
- What?
1333
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:58,280
When I get back, we're going on vacation.
You'll soon recover.
1334
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,200
But do you really have to go?
1335
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:02,320
I have a tour, my love,
you know...
1336
01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:04,760
I can't say no.
In fact, I really have to leave,
1337
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,440
otherwise I'll miss the train.
- Give me one more kiss.
1338
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:11,480
We spoke on the phone.
1339
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:13,920
Alberto! You see there...
1340
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:25,840
I have to react.
1341
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,560
Bravo! Bravo!
1342
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:13,960
Thank you...
1343
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,120
We can wait
a moment here, please?
1344
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:34,720
I want to surprise my
groom. It must be almost ready to go.
1345
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:37,920
Of course, of course... But then
You have to give me your autograph.
1346
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:41,640
I recognized her...
Congratulations, ma'am. Pagnani.
1347
01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:46,520
Hey there.
1348
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:57,200
Where are you taking me, Alberto?
1349
01:34:57,680 --> 01:35:00,800
Where will I take you?
In a very beautiful place...
1350
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:02,160
Really?
1351
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:06,520
What do I do, ma'am? Pagnani?
Shall I take her home?
1352
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,360
Andreina, my love...
1353
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,240
You gave me a big scare.
What are you doing here?
1354
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,080
Alone, in the dark.
1355
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:41,880
Won't you come back tomorrow?
1356
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:44,520
I came early,
to surprise you.
1357
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:48,000
You came early...
You did well.
1358
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:51,080
- Aren't you happy?
- Of course I'm happy.
1359
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,760
Linda... I'm happy, yes.
1360
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,120
You would be happier
with your Bluebell?
1361
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:00,920
With whom?
1362
01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:04,840
Laugh, jump,
slap on the ass...
1363
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:11,000
It wasn't very elegant,
but it suited the girl...
1364
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:17,600
What does it have to do with it? We were playing,
about the show we did.
1365
01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:20,400
We took a walk
and took her to the taxi.
1366
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:24,640
It doesn't matter;
we're done here.
1367
01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:27,960
- What are we done with here, Andreina?
- It's not for us.
1368
01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:34,440
It was a humorous thing,
for fun...
1369
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:43,640
Let's do it like this: I'm going to the hotel
and you, tomorrow, will no longer be here.
1370
01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:47,840
Where are you going? What do you say?...
1371
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:49,480
For a hotel, Andreina...
1372
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:52,240
Come here, we played,
we went to eat something.
1373
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:54,080
We talked.
It didn't happen...
1374
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:02,200
Ready...
1375
01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,720
Great service, Albè...
1376
01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:19,440
What should I do?
1377
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,640
I was wrong, Federì!
1378
01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:24,040
Be careful...
1379
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:27,040
- I ruined everything.
- You didn't ruin anything.
1380
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:29,040
I ruined everything
because I'm an idiot...
1381
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:31,000
- Give me a slap!
- I'm not giving you a slap.
1382
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:32,680
- Give it...
- No, Albertino!
1383
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:36,640
Andreina!
1384
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,480
Don't scream,
they call the police!
1385
01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:40,000
Andreina isn't here.
1386
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,760
- Where is it?
- At the hotel.
1387
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:44,440
He called me and asked me to come here.
Now, let's go home.
1388
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:47,200
Home?... I no longer have a home,
I no longer have anyone.
1389
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,080
You have me, Albertino.
Let's go to my house.
1390
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:54,400
Andreina! Andreina!
1391
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:01,000
I made you some bitter coffee.
1392
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,520
Thank you, Giuliè.
1393
01:38:07,480 --> 01:38:08,880
How do you feel?
1394
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:11,520
As someone who took
with a truck on top.
1395
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:15,960
I'm sorry it ended like this.
1396
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:18,720
- I liked Andreina.
- Me too.
1397
01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:23,760
- Do you think you will forgive me?
- I don't think so. Get to know her...
1398
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:29,520
My Andreina no longer exists.
The only woman I would marry...
1399
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:33,960
Albertino... you and I say
a bunch of bullshit,
1400
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:36,320
but at least try
be honest this time.
1401
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,040
You would never have married her.
1402
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:40,680
You say.
1403
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:43,520
It's not true. She's the only woman
which I truly loved.
1404
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,240
And I lost her by a pair of legs
beautiful. What imbecility!
1405
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:49,280
The nausea...
1406
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:56,560
I've never seen him like this.
1407
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,920
It will pass.
1408
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:07,560
Thanks.
1409
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:13,680
Albè, enough of that sad face.
The queen is dead, long live the queen, right?!
1410
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:21,480
Albertino...
I'll be able to direct "Os Inúteis".
1411
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,400
One of them even wrote it for you,
His name is even Alberto.
1412
01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:28,560
I don't know if I can,
I'm terrible.
1413
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,840
Do I have to call someone else?
1414
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,280
Do what you think is best.
1415
01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:41,360
Still good...
You lifted a weight off my shoulders, Albertino.
1416
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:44,920
That character
It wasn't the best for you...
1417
01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:50,160
What idea is this?
If you gave him my name...
1418
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:52,920
And then? His name is Alberto,
but you won't be the one to do it.
1419
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:55,120
- What's the problem?
- What's the problem?
1420
01:39:55,840 --> 01:39:59,120
You gave him my name
and give the role to someone else?
1421
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:01,000
Let me read...
1422
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:06,360
Beautiful "useless"... Ines, a glass
of milk for me too.
1423
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:15,160
Cigarettes, sir?
1424
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:16,600
No thanks.
I smoke from your...
1425
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:22,000
I denounce them.
1426
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:24,640
Take my name off all posters
on opening night.
1427
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:29,520
I know, Albertino.
The problem is your dismissive noise.
1428
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,440
They are afraid that it will offend
the workers.
1429
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,640
You could cut it, Federì...
1430
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:36,560
And if he did, he would resign
to a part of the truth.
1431
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:38,880
I perceived.
But this way we lost my name.
1432
01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:43,600
Silence...
1433
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:47,120
- What is it?
- It will be now...
1434
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:48,560
- Now?
- Yes.
1435
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:54,080
Workers...
1436
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:01,160
They're laughing...
1437
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:03,760
I'm making them all laugh,
Federì.
1438
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,840
Do you see that I was right not to cut it?...
1439
01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:09,280
Give me a hug, scoundrel!
You're the greatest, Federì.
1440
01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:17,560
Here it is.
1441
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:19,520
How much is it?
1442
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,280
For you, sir. Sordi,
It is a factory offer.
1443
01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:24,880
Thanks.
You're very kind.
1444
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,120
- Here it is...
- Thank you, Albè.
1445
01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:30,960
How wonderful, Albè...
1446
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:32,920
Have you seen that now
Does everyone recognize you?
1447
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:36,600
If mom and dad
could see me...
1448
01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:38,320
See you, Albè, see you...
1449
01:41:38,480 --> 01:41:40,560
And then now
We are your family, Albè.
1450
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:43,480
And how beautiful they are...
He married both of them.
1451
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:45,000
A kiss!
1452
01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:46,800
- Sordi?
- Who is it?
1453
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:50,000
- My name is Stefano Vanzina.
- Wait a bit...
1454
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:54,360
- Who is it?
- Steno, a famous director.
1455
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:57,640
Congratulations on your great success
from "The Useless".
1456
01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:00,360
Thanks. Said by a director
Like you, it's a great pleasure.
1457
01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:03,320
Listen, Sordi...
I'm missing an episode of a movie
1458
01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:05,560
about a group of characters
something strange,
1459
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,280
who then end up in court.
1460
01:42:07,480 --> 01:42:09,960
I thought if there would be a character
fun to propose to me.
1461
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:13,240
Strange characters
I have whatever you want, Dr. Vanzini.
1462
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:15,720
Interesting!
So let's get to work.
1463
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,800
I was told it was hot...
I can kill them.
1464
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:22,000
American, imitates Tarzan!
1465
01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:29,840
We'll give you a cigarette!
1466
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:35,440
Take this dagger...
1467
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:43,720
Fight with the crocodile!
Go, kill him!
1468
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:49,440
And now what is it like?!...
I'll bite your head off.
1469
01:43:02,080 --> 01:43:03,960
Albè, you are the best!
1470
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:05,440
Thanks.
1471
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:07,320
A handshake with Steno!
1472
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:10,400
American!
Play Tarzan!
1473
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:14,160
Did you hear, Albè? Your character
you can't stop here.
1474
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:15,800
What's the idea?
1475
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:18,560
We've already made an entire film.
All that's missing is the title.
1476
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:21,320
"An American in Rome".
Do you like it?
1477
01:43:22,040 --> 01:43:23,320
Don't move!
1478
01:43:40,480 --> 01:43:41,680
It's right here.
1479
01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:50,160
- Thanks.
- Goodnight.
1480
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:58,400
Federì, I came as quickly as possible.
I was filming at Cinecittà.
1481
01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:01,400
What happened?
1482
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:04,040
This came to me.
1483
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:08,400
What is it, bad news?
A dispute, what?
1484
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:10,200
Read.
1485
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:16,320
Academy of Arts
and Cinematographic Sciences...
1486
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:20,480
Don't tell me that...
1487
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:22,840
I was nominated for an Oscar
with "The Road"!
1488
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,280
You fell for it, big head!
1489
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:27,760
Well, I fell... give me a hug.
1490
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:31,080
Very good, I'm happy!
Congratulations.
1491
01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:34,880
See?
Your psychic was right.
1492
01:44:35,440 --> 01:44:36,480
As?
1493
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,040
A bald man,
shiny and muscular.
1494
01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:40,760
It was the Oscar statuette!
1495
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:45,000
And he said you would have five.
Five Oscars await you, Federì!
1496
01:44:45,640 --> 01:44:46,720
What a bummer...
1497
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:48,600
If there are too many,
I'm not offended either...
1498
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:53,480
But have you seen...
The psychic also got it right with you.
1499
01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:56,280
You were always grumpy,
very skeptical,
1500
01:44:56,480 --> 01:45:00,880
now with "An American in Rome"
you killed it and you make successive films.
1501
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:04,960
Do you remember ten years ago?
1502
01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:09,360
We were here without a lira with
doubts if we would ever make movies.
1503
01:45:09,880 --> 01:45:13,120
And now even the Americans realize
that you are a great director, Federì.
1504
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:18,000
What do I care about Americans?
when the best of them are in Rome?
1505
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:25,080
An Oscar nomination
It's a case to celebrate.
1506
01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:27,120
Let's have dinner
to a luxury restaurant.
1507
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,720
And I bet I have to pay...
1508
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:32,840
That's true, Federì.
Honors have costs...
1509
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:37,840
And how about a simpler trattoria?
We ate pasta...
1510
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:41,320
Pasta...
Is it a provocation?
1511
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,960
But we allow ourselves to be provoked, don’t we?
1512
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:47,600
Let's go to Menghi.
1513
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:51,200
A classic...
I got an Oscar nomination!
1514
01:45:51,360 --> 01:45:53,320
Go but sleep...
1515
01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:55,720
He doesn't even know what Oscar is...
1516
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:58,920
Americans eat jam.
1517
01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:03,400
Macaroni!...
I'm going to kill you, noodle.
1518
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:07,400
That you look at me,
with an intrepid face...
1519
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:09,960
You look like a worm, noodle.
1520
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:13,120
This is American food, see?
1521
01:46:13,240 --> 01:46:18,160
Yogurt, jam, mustard...
1522
01:46:20,320 --> 01:46:24,920
The mustard!
Wonderful mustard...
1523
01:46:25,960 --> 01:46:27,240
A little milk...
1524
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:30,960
This is what Americans
eat, see?
1525
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:33,840
Healthy, substantial food...
1526
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:37,040
Pasta...
1527
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,680
What rubbish...
1528
01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:49,280
Americans... noodles.
1529
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,840
You provoked me
and now I'm going to kill you.
1530
01:46:53,720 --> 01:46:55,080
I'm going to eat you!
1531
01:46:56,240 --> 01:46:58,274
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